Would you like to look like Beyoncé? Well sorry, but that's never going to happen. But if you like to eat the unidentifiable slop Beyoncé eats in order to look like Beyoncé, you're in luck.
For between $9.76 and $16.50 a
meal, you can have week's worth of meals delivered to your home (you can
choose between one and three meals per day) for 22 days straight.
According to a press release
about the launch of the service, "[t]he program's philosophy is based
on the concept that it takes 21 days to make or break a habit and on the
22nd day you are well on your way to forming new habits." This might be
true for most of us, but Beyoncé has never had a bad habit to break.
Her mind is like a fortified castle, her will stronger than a bear trap.
Bey also provides this quote:"If I can do it, anyone can."
Um. The list of things Beyoncé
can do that we mortals cannot could fill an entire encyclopedia. The
list of things Beyoncé can do that we mortals cannot could fill a
stadium, and then Beyoncé would dazzle that full house with a 150-minute
concert spectacle.
For those who'd like to try, yet
ultimately fail, to be Beyoncé, each meal is 100 percent plant-based,
and low in fat, sugar, and salt. You can order them here. It's not clear if cigars on ice are part of the approved meal plan.
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